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Primetime Park – Exhibit 12: The Playground

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Written by Trevor Lightfoot
Welcome to the Primetime Free For All Park. A place that is constantly evolving and bringing in a fresh mixture of classic games and innovative new competitions.

Lay of the land:

 

Physical Attractions:

 

Include, but are not limited to:

  1. Dodgeball: Are you more of a passion drive player like White Goodman or do you tend to play with the calm. Cool, and collected stylings of Peter La Fleur?
  2. Slam Ball: Yes there will be a waiver for you to sign before playing. Yes you will be able to jump through the roof. Yes it will be freakin’ awesome
  3. Bar Games: Skeeball, Shuffleboard, Darts, and other classic favorite bar games are celebrated here. Time to put all of that late night practice to good use!
  4. Playground Classics: Four square, tetherball, freeze tag, capture the flag. You name it and we can make it happen.
  5. The Jungle Gym: Imagine the most epic and crazy jungle gym at your disposal. We’re talking massive ball pits, slides with more twists and turns than a Tarantino flick, and colossal bounce houses.

Fourth Down – Competitions & Interactive Events::

 

Include, but are not limited to:

 

  1. Dodgeball: The classic game is given new life at Primetime Park. Of course we have your classic dodgeball but for those who want to add a little more spice try our Wreckingball. Imagine dodgeball with a massive selection of weaponry for you to choose from. We’re talking nerf guns, water guns, trampolines, the works.
  2. Water Balloon, Paint, or Pillow War: At Primetime Park we believe in a regular remix of the routine. That’s why we’ve created our daily “go to battle” challenge. Gather up the troops, make a compelling speech, and let’s do this! Whether your weapon is a pillow, paint powder, or water balloons feel free to get your Russell Crow on and Gladiator the heck out of this thing. IS THERE NOONE ELSE?!

TOUCHDOWN – Memorials & Monuments:

 

Include, but are not limited to:

 

  1. Create A Game: We have all the fixings: foam, nerf balls, nuts, bolts, you get the gist. Build your very own game and enter into our Semi-Annual Primetime Park Game Competition for a chance to have your creation played by millions of park visitors.

This is a no judgment zone. Put on your thinking jerseys and tell us how else we can enhance this ballplayers’ paradise in the comments below.

About the author

Trevor Lightfoot

Trevor has a bachelor degree in journalism and a masters in business administration. His specialty is basketball, late night food cravings, obscure movie quotes, and unwavering stubbornness.

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